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emeraldi42| The Boogyman is in a Secret Society

Posted at: 5:19 pm

Hey everybody, I know I haven’t posted anything in a while but I was suddenly inspired by the public rantings of some stupid college kid, again.  With the recent (hilarious yet troubling) release of the video with that kid getting tased at that Kerry forum it has come time for me to vent a little bit more on this board about something that annoys me to no end.  It was not the questions about the ‘04 elections or even the fact that he got owned by a bunch of campus security guards that irritated me but rather the same old question about the Skull and Bones came up.  Granted this particluar student didn’t mention the Freemasons, but 99.9999998 % of the time they do.  Now, I have a slightly different view about the whole Skull and Bones-NWO-Bush Administration-conspiracy theories-secret society-masonic crap than most of my Brethren only because I was in college when I joined, and am fully aware of the crap that is put on the internet in the form of youtube videos, paranoid blogs and in useless student demonstrations or debates.  I’ve argued with many a college student who has read one-too-many crappy books and everytime they mentioned the whole secret society thing I’d jump on them like a was a kid with bubblewrap.  They would always say “You’re a sheep! Don’t you know about the (enter conspiracy-secret society-and then a President’s here)….?  Take in mind I am a Freemason.  I never let anyone know I was a Freemason in college, especially not during a debate only because I know that the whole class would’ve come down with explosive diarrhea simultaniously and I would be in a world (or class) of shit.

I will tell you what I would tell these college students who have the imagination of a five year old on acid.  In regards to all those Masonic Presidents, the realm of influence of the Skull and Bones alumni, the cross membership of other fraternal organizations and organizations such as the Trilateral Commission, and Council on Foriegn Relations, I say to the paranoid college kid SOOOO WHATTTT!!  It doesn’t make any difference what college fraternity some guy belonged to when he was 21 and getting wasted on a daily basis with a bunch of other guys.  Same thing with fraternal and other professional organizations.  These conspiracy theorists, college activists and fabricators of history have created an imaginary enemy with imaginary strings that for some illogical reason reach EVERYWHERE.  Now, I really don’t care if someone thinks that the Masons control whatever.  When I have told some of these people that I am a Freemason, they say the usuall “well, you don’t know much, you’re not HIGH enough yet”.  I then say “well, I am a 32nd degree Scottish Rite Mason, A Knight Templar, current Warden of my Blue Lodge, a member of two research bodies, etc… Then they scramble for some other reason to discredit me (usually after these kinds of exchanges I realize that I am not high at all, but they usually are and smell like bong water). But I think it is hilarious when I tell the crazy people that we DO control the world.  Their face alone is priceless and they usually believe me for some reason.  Anyways, my point to all of this is that the usuall suspects of anti-masons and anti-fraternal conspiracy nuts have reached the populous of undergrads who are in search for political satisfaction, involvement, and best of all TRUTH.  But, where they go wrong is that they start to form connections that do not and cannot exist (i.e. the whole Politician-NWO-Masonic connection). 

So, to all the assclowns out there that aren’t happy with whatever you see or read somewhere I commend you on asking questions and questioning the legitimacy of certain policies etc, but once you fall off your rocker and start believing that just because someone carries a card, wore certain letters on their sweatshirt in college, or is a member of an organization with any reverence for antiquity they are controlling the events of your stupid, unfulfilling, meaningless, empty life, that’s when you look like a donkey wearing a dunce cap.  They are not the source of your insecurities and shortcomings.  You call people like me a “sheep” because for some reason you think  you know something I don’t about clandestine organizations, well to me you have less credibility than Mother Goose.  So keep fighting the invisible enemy and keep trying to expose the imaginary power grids you have so eloquently made up in your rancid excuse for a brain.  Sooner or later you will figure out that whatever time you have wasted on revealing “secrets” and learning “the truth” would have been more productive if you were playing Dungeons and Dragons with sixth graders.  The boogyman was never in your closet or under your bed, but now for some reason you think he left your house, went to an ivy league school, joined a fraternity and now seeks to ruin your life, AGAIN!!  Man you people are pathetic.  But thats okay, I’m a member of a world dominating organization who is aware of anything and everything.  I have to go and buy/sell politicians now, maybe start a war with New Zealand, I’m not sure how I want this afternoon to go.  I guess I’ll play it by ear.  Be sure to watch the news tonight, something bad will happen and when it does you can blame me and my buddies.

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